Wiretapped?, holy terror!, is there gravity in your house?, heart eggs

Ah, I came home and it was silent in my house... no industrial fans or dehumidifiers cranking away. Carpet is dry, and now just needs to be reinstalled. Also, I've got a new water heater installed today; hopefully this one lasts longer.
Some links:

• Bush forgets the mics are on again.
• Our newest weapon against terror? Batman.
• Just what you need: your own gravitational measurement devices.
• Valentine's Day tomorrow. Here's an idea for Valentine's breakfast: heart shaped eggs.